missmorphineprincess: oh my god i think i just had a massive eargasm - boyfriend is SO GOOD!
Sometimes I just watch so many interviews of the...
thegorgeous1d: It’s pretty sad.
When I found out One Direction was coming to...
During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why can I not have a penis.